Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Another Brick in the Wall


“So, Shah, what plans after BTech?” well... I am planning to write CAT, but now have reservations about it [pun intended]… Thanks to a man known as Arjun Singh, out to win his party another term in power, thanks to so called minority of OBCs. I doubt they are minority, otherwise vote bank politics wouldn’t be such a big issue. The census of India says they are 200,000,000 of that category approximately. On the same note is the medical college scenario!!! These are those men and women, on whom our lives will depend! How can someone who isn’t cut out to be a doctor be made one. Unless of course, this all is a scheme of bigger things. A free mason society in India itself!!! It makes sense. You have poster boy politicians who take the two bit fame and couple of thousand of votes. 50% seats go to people just because they are of a particular caste. God knows how many years he gets to complete the course, out of pity, teachers send him out to become Munnabhai MBBS in real life. Hundreds of such official quarks will help reduce India’s overpopulation problem! The Free Mason society strikes again : ) A meticulous plan to make India a superpower. Thank God, no one thought of doing a Genghis Khan repeat. Seems that guy slept with enough women to make most of us blood relatives. What’s that for Arjun Singh and his cronies? They’d just land up in foreign hospitals where doctors are made of true academic prowess.

Ridiculous! All the freedom rights we speak of equate everyone equal status. If reservation was for the majority open quota people- it would have been racism against OBCs etc, but the present scenario is supposed to be righteous to undo the wrong of centuries. Life truly is taking the form of a sine wave then. If sympathy runs out heavy on us, the opposition will take our cause, if we translate to votes. By the way, youth of today represents approx. 35% [statistics from Census India again], counts a lot for your vote bank, then again we can’t vote till we become 18. So it falls to deaf ears, doesn’t it?

OBCs where shunted out of the limelight 50 years ago, so the rest should be shunted for the next 50? Eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind. [Note: No wonder China isn’t worried about competition from us, we have something called democracy as defined in hindi would be “apne pairo par khulhadi maarna” which they are happy without]

Medical students treated like dogs in Mumbai, Doctors threatened with their jobs? The goons that run our political circus are on a roll. This event has finally put them into natural light, all the political jargon has got them off guard. I have a suggestion! Why give concessions at each step, relaying back to the same point that they suffered. I say, why not give them doctorates directing in their chosen fields. They get the degrees, you get their votes, those who want to study can do so, and we all live happily in our utopia. What say Arjun Singh?

I remember NRI quota was stopped because they couldn’t cope with the course, I say why don’t you give them concessions too! They too due to external factors are not able to get the type of education youth of India get to prepare for graduate and undergraduate programs. Even they have cash like the OBCs who are going to benefit from this actually.

Lok Paritran has the perfect opportunity to take lead in this case and please clean up our politics from such STUPIDITY where logic loses to VOTES!!! And aren’t we to blame, because a true democracy, we voted for these people!!!!

PS. Does Jainism- a minority get a slice of this reservation cake, then I’d have 2nd thoughts ;-)

Que Sera Sera, Whatever ‘ll be will be

What will the future bring onto me?

A OBC you are, my son

Relax, just have fun.

We are very important political tool

Politika from both sides need us to rule

Our ancestors had suffered a lot

So with sympathy, wealth is what we got.

Munnabhai MBBS, you can be now

Playing carom, you needn’t know how

Education and wealth is taken care

Next step: politics- sounds very fair.

We are our very own lottery ticket

Next stop- reservation in cricket!!!

The British left us ages ago

Their divide & rule policy, we are yet to forego

Politics may cut the country down

May the youth of India paint red the town!!

Stand united, heed fellow friends

Its time to stamp our own trends

Yuva or Rang De Basanti your inspiration

Towards success, Combine thy blood and perspiration!!!

4 comments:

livetimefe said...

really nice post Jiver.... and the Que sera sera is awesome....lol..... seriously what are we heading to???????:quizzical:

Kriti said...

i am very very out of the loop when it comes to indian politics. but a lot of what you say makes sense. i admit parts of it were greek to me, but that's my lack of knowledge. i wanted to comment on this because the poem was really great. the sarcasm actually brings your passion forth very beautifully.

"The British left us ages ago
Their divide & rule policy, we are yet to forego"

so true. definitely in india, and methinks also globally.

JANE JEYAKUMAR said...

amazingly written... i must have reservations 2 write in an unknown bloggerz space, but hell, i have no reservations newere (pun intended)- so myte as wel speak up...

vote bank politicz dominate every darn policy today, n people are treated more as nos., as if u were counting them as a stack of sheets in a rather horrendous finger lickin fashion...

n a possibility of extendin them 2 the IITs N IIMs is such a sad twist of fate n irony..

y look at the highest echelons of education?? i think the real solution tilts towards grassroot levels- enhance primary education, good infrastructure, good teachers in lakh villages.. so that these unfortunate people are not abruptly tossed into the culminating whirlwind of higher education...

if u reallly wanna give them a chance, let them have fair chance.. give it to them when they're young, raw n sound rather than when they are older, apathetic n stupid..

and as for the sera dude, kudos 2 u!!! sera wanted 2 know what lay head.. if she were OBC, well, her mother wud've prob said "the future's all ours 2 see-u 'll defintely be a rich n pretty doctor"

Anonymous said...

Even they have cash like the OBCs who are going to benefit from this actually.
If you are talking about the really deserving OBCs, they are not rich. Please go to the villages and have a look.
I agree that both NRI's and OBC's shouldn't be given reservations since both when given, suffer in the course (There are exceptions on both sides).

Does Jainism- a minority get a slice of this reservation cake
Don't get confused with minority community and oppressed classes. Oppressed backward classes can be majority in number. Anyways, Minority
reservation is also currently being implemented, like for muslims.